Jacking off Gigantic Muscle Schlongs.
Ya, ya, ya, Ewen works out, eats well and has the body to prove it. But OMG his 16 inch biceps don't hold a candle to the mega muscle he's got in his pants. He's a gin guy but it's the beer can between his legs that's gonna make you salivate. Tune in because you won't want to miss this bartender shakin' his big ol' jigger.